June 2012
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whenjewishuponastar:
when i was 7 years old i had my first internet boyfriend on neopets.com he was 14 and said the age difference didnt matter and that he loved me and promised to marry me
but his account got frozen like 3 days later
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annawintour:
the most inspiring image you will ever see
orcasex:
what if Earth was like “i’m done” and flew into the sun
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guerrepudiche:
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Aria: Don't fuck with Aria.
Me: Can Aria fuck with me?
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everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
master-of-smuppets:
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
eveninthehalf-light:
tonystarksbodaciousbum:
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saccharinescorpion:
grapeyguts:
yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but
in certain situations
i think it can be said
that there is a line
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lalondes:
from now on instead of saying “that’s crazy” i’m going to say “that’s fifty shades of cray”
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shavingryansprivates:
how to have sex: an instructional guide
take your pants off and also your partner’s pants too
turn around so that your backs are facing each other
line up your butts and then touch your butt to their butt
congratulations you sex
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can we all just take the time to acknowledge that this actually happened at some point in the past
